I was born in June of 1972. As a child I developed a sincere interest in beer. As I got older, I also took an interest in women. I would practice up to 8 hrs a day (or longer) drinking and checking out chics at the local Handi-Mart. I soon realized I had a purpose in life. I also began to take on other talents, such as sleeping a lot and eating butt loads of cheesy food and stinking tacos. After my college yrs, I became obsessed with Beavis and Butthead reruns and vintage B-rated sci-fi flicks. The drinking continued, and so did all my other God-given talents. I was slowly becoming self-actualized. I knew I would be at one with the universe soon...until....I started playing the guitar.
That really screwed up everything......